1. ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

    buttlass:

    tweeckos:

    we’re being faced with a serious issue.

    there is only 1 sarcasm left

    now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

    yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

    (via breakcorechoirboy)

    4 minutes ago  /  20,267 notes  /  Source: tweeckos

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  3. futurefantasticisdead:

    that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

    (via thepageofhopes)

    7 minutes ago  /  129,924 notes  /  Source: futurefantastic

  4. airgeatlamh:

    JK Rowling said she would have made Seamus/Dean canon but she felt it would be distracting from the main trio

    Literally how much space do you need to have a line about Dean asking Seamus to the Yule ball

    Look, I’ll try

    "Parvati had tried to ask Dean to the ball, but he told her he was going with Seamus instead."

    DONE

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  8. sciencehonky:

    For fucks sake, really? More money has been donated to the Darren Wilson Support Fund than a fucking memorial fund for Michael Brown? Holy hell what kind of backwards ass bullshit. WHAT KIND OF SUPPORT DOES HE NEED??????? HE SHOT A KID IN COLD BLOOD. ALL OF A SUDDEN, A KILLER NEEDS MORE SUPPORT THAN THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF A DEAD HUMAN BEING. NOW HES GETTING PAID OVER 100,00 DOLLARS FOR IT??!?!??? MOTHERFUCKKKK

    (via thepageofhopes)

    20 minutes ago  /  105 notes  /  Source: sciencehonky

  9. wkdart:

    my-name-is-long:

    pricklybangbang:

    today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

    what does heterosexual creamer even mean

    no homogenized milk

    (via zealium)

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  10. shutupmerlin:

    I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain 

    (via zealium)

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  11. slimgoodymakeba:

    onnaollie:

    it’s truly amazing how some white women get so threatened when a black woman is shining. 

    y’all say male egos are weak, but let’s try the ego of a white woman when a black woman is garnering a lot of positive attention. 

    watch how suddenly they want the rules to change. gone is the solidarity that a woman’s body is her own, oh no, not for black women. now she needs to cover up and speak less.

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