1. arynapril:

    sher-lockedoutofthetardis:

    Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

    (via attackonwilfredwormstache)

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  2. megachikorita:

    you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

    (via lifetimespecial)

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  3. yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

    yanapieceofme:

    Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

    (via lifetimespecial)

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  4. vioforte:

    chainsawpunk:

    chainsawpunk:

    how much lube do you need for anal ? ?

    a buttload

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    I do not have enough

    (via lifetimespecial)

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  5. miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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    (via lifetimespecial)

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  6. 314eater:

    prevalere:

    you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

    Lord farquaad will be okay

    Lord Farquaad got eaten by the dragon if you recall….

    (via thequeenofantiva)

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  7. ultrafacts:

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    ultrafacts:

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  8. onceuponatime-confessions:

“Jen’s dress at SDCC looked like a modern version of her red ball gown”

    onceuponatime-confessions:

    Jen’s dress at SDCC looked like a modern version of her red ball gown”

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  9. elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

    dracch:

    crabcinogenetikitty:

    dracch:

    lordcaliborn:

    what the home is fuckstuck

    what the stuck is homefuck

    Fuck the home is whatstuck

    Stuck the fuck is homewhat

    by dr. seuss

    (via mermade4this)

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  10. kf1n3:

„, A Dirk Lalonde

who builds robot cats all day to keep himself company

    kf1n3:

    „, A Dirk Lalonde

    who builds robot cats all day to keep himself company

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  12. back-that-sass-up:

    spyduck:

    rupindah:

    i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

    i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

    "Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
    "Sick dude what’s it called"
    "Monster truck gas fumes"
    "Niiiiiiiice"

    (via onestepinc)

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